Short Story: Titanium Baseball Bat

“Hey Bob, brb. I need to grab my titanium baseball bat to smash this stupid car that’s honking behind me lol”, I texted my friend Bob.

Sigh. ANOTHER idiot having the nerve to honk at me! Now where did I leave my bat? Aha, there it is! Now to go show them who’s boss!
Nobody honks at me!

So I reach for my bat. Oh..

I guess I ought to put down my phone first..

Written by Protiguous

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