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This is the Liar-In-Chief

The “tough guy” that hides in a bunker.
The “patriot” that dodged the draft 5 times.
The “deal maker” that can’t make a deal.
The “art of the deal” that has 4 chapter 11’s.
The “businessman” that declared bankruptcy 6 times.
The “billionaire” that hides his tax returns.
The “self made” that inherited Fred’s tax shelter.
The “student” that hides his academic record.
The “test taker” that didn’t take his own SAT exam.
The “Christian” that never read the bible.
The “genius” that writes at a grade school level.
The “philanthropist” that steals from charities.
The “innocent man” that won’t testify.
The “military expert” rebuked by our generals.
The “leader” that has zero accountability.
The “builder” that never worked a day in his life.
The “athlete” that can’t walk down a ramp.
The “strong arms” that needs 2 hands to drink.
The “alpha male” that wears makeup & hairspray.
The “playboy” that can’t get female consent.
The “grab them by the pussy” that has to pay for it.
The “moral man” that uses hush money payoffs.
The “man of the people” that stiffs his contractors.
The “least racist” that is in fact the most racist.
The “I’m not orange” that is impeached.
The “hire the best people” that are in prison.
The “demands loyalty” that gives it to nobody.
The “unfair to me” that is a troll & bully.
The “nobody knows” that means he didn’t know.
The “people are saying” that he’s fabricating this.
The “no quid pro quo” that he’s done over & over.
The “King of debt” that drove us off of a debt cliff.
The “immigrant ban” who marries/cheats on them.
The “loves kids” that puts them in cages.
The “big brain” that is lacking knowledge.
The “media disgrace” that they fact checked him.
The “don’t hire illegals” unless they work for him.
The “buy USA made” that sells ties made in China.
The “witch hunt” that’s trying to hide his pointy hat.
The “have the best words” uses rudimentary ones.
The “white privilege” born with a silver spoon enema.
The “populist” that only helps the richest 1%.
The “science wiz” thinks knowledge is inherited.
The “prepared” fired pandemic response team.
The “most transparent” that demands everything NDA.
The “orangutan’s son” that sued Bill Maher & lost.
The “healthiest” that lies about his obesity.
The “not tiny hands” that can’t fold an umbrella.
The “family man” that wishes to date his daughter.
The “cares about you” that is a malignant narcissist.
The “stable genius” that is certainly neither.
The “president” that is never presidential.
This is the Liar-In-Chief.