Anyone who doesn’t believe in chaos has never tried to keep track of everything in the Universe.Protiguous, 2020
So far, not a single one of my friends has called to tell me that they’ve died from COVID-19!Protiguous, 2020
Trump’s speeches are best taken with a large bag of salt..Protiguous, 2020
Day 243 of self isolation. Rats are starting to become self-aware and leery of me. Running low on toilet paper. Going to make a trip back to the outside world and buy more.
Scene: Sometime in the near future
Senator L.G. shows up to the crime scene and asks the Police Chief, “What’s happened Chief?”
The Police Chief shows him the dead body and replies, “Well, we found D.J.T. dead.. stabbed six times in the back!”
Senator L.G. replies, “I’ll be.. that’s worst damn suicide I’ve ever seen!”