For my friends suffering with MS..
(I’m so sorry; I hope this list helps you laugh.)
- Your smartphone is too heavy to hold.
- You’ve peed your pants.. yet nothing has startled you.
- You’ve fallen off the floor.. before your first drink.
- Gotten electrocuted.. by looking down.
- If you’re constantly asking people to repeat what they just said.
- If you’ve stood barefoot in the snow, and thought “Sure is nice outside!”.
- You were able to get one line of grass mowed before you drop from fatigue.
- Thought, “Seeing with only one eye isn’t so bad!”.
- Thought, “Hey, how much can a 5 inch needle going into my spine really hurt?”.
- If you’re constantly asking people to repeat what they just said.
- If you’ve ever been paralyzed.. from sunbathing.
- If the room starts spinning.. before your first drink.
- People ask, “How much have you had to drink?!” when you walk around.. before your first drink.
- People ask, “How much have you had to drink?!”.. when you try talking.
- You laugh out loud when the officer asks you to walk a straight line.
- Your mood swings faster than your therapist can write.
- You suffer from depression and think, “I wish I only had depression.”.
- You’ve read this list and everything hit too close to home.
- You keep the recipe for PB&J nearby for when you forget how to make it..
- You have pins and needles before a body part falls asleep.
- Putting on your new glasses doesn’t make anything less blurry.
- You have rapid eye movement.. and you’re not sleeping.
- You can feel invisible bugs walking on your skin.
