I feel like I’m going to explode with anger.
I am sick of people spreading false information.
I am tired of people sticking their heads in the ground.
I am sick and tired of people pushing their ignorance and hatred onto other people.
Go away, you stupid f#cks.Protiguous, 2020
Okay, I’ve developed a new scientific metric to determine the severity of the cold or flu from which a victim suffers.
“TRTP”, aka, Total Rolls of Toilet Paper used while sick.
Now, obviously the amount of rolls you would normally go through in the same span of time needs to be deducted from the TRTP.